Thursday, September 2, 2010

The Claymation "Mascot"

Doesn’t the claymation “mascot” just look like a douchebag?

Here he is:

Receding hairline? Check.

Pointy goatee? Check.

Sunglasses? Check.

Flip Flops? Check.

Polo shirt? Check.

Gold chains? Probably hiding underneath the Polo shirt.

Can’t you picture this guy sitting directly behind you at a NFL game yelling at the top of his lungs “Cutler! Yoouuuuuuuuuuu Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!” or “Get a fucking offense you fucking loooooosers!”

Can’t you picture this guy standing at a sports bar with a pitcher of Bud Light in one hand and a shot of whiskey in the other?

Can’t you picture this guy saying “I know people who know people.”

Can’t you picture this guy calling his friends “bro”?

I thought so.


  1. Who are these day-late-dollar-short marketing people? I hate this crap bro!

  2. er... drinking whiskey with a beer chaser is douchey? really? methinks you don't have a clue what you're talking about /shocking!